ISSUE â„– 

03

a literary journal in multiple timezones

Mar. 2024

ISSUE â„– 

03

a literary journal in multiple timezones

Mar. 2024

We Were Professionals

The West
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We Were Professionals

It’s
my first desert ever and I’m disappointed. I was hoping for untrodden movie
dunes scalloped by the wind, my shoes eagerly filling with sand. I wanted
to see travel documentary cactuses, those tall ones with arms outstretched
to the sky. Different desert, apparently.

Nothing around us but sun and more sun. The low hills are a dull brown,
stubbled with scrubby bushes and loose rocks. I think it’s called scree,
Brian says. The word is unfamiliar, like everything here. Scree, like the
sound a man makes when he falls down a slope covered with it.

Also I can’t deal with this dry heat. My people come from the jungles,
where water drips from foliage, where monsoons take out entire villages in
their wake.

Back in Vegas the ACs are cranked up to keep it at bay, on the other side
of the tinted windows. The city teased us with the heat, a sweating
concrete smell rising from the pavement between casinos, toying with us via
little blasts between frigid car interior and hotel foyer.

But out here in the desert, in the desert-desert, there is no escape. Sure,
the heat felt great at first, a long snort of fresh air in our nostrils.
Our air-conditioned limbs thawing, swaddled by something alive and
powerful. But then the heat starts to smack me around like a cop’s open
hand. Soon it presses into my eyelids, its fingers squeezing my temples
tight.

#

It’s
been almost an hour and we should’ve seen the petroglyphs by now but see
nothing except forlorn tufts of grass.

We need to head back. But I don’t want to be the guy who quits, so I say
nothing.

“Maybe that mound of rocks over there,” Brian says. I am doubtful but we
walk over anyway. It is just a mound of rocks.

“The hill was to our right earlier,” Jim says.

“Sure it wasn’t our left?” I ask.

We keep walking but the hills still look like they’re in the wrong place
and still no petroglyphs.

“I don’t think this is such a good idea anymore,” I say.

“We came all this way already,” Jim says.

We walk another ten minutes and I can’t stand it any longer.

“I think we’re lost,” I say.

Jim does our guided listening thing, playing Mr. Zen Master, his face
blank. It’s the face he shows clients when he disagrees but can’t tell them
just yet. Brian scratches his beard.

“We’re not,” Jim says. “Keep going.”

“Are you guys waiting for a show of hands? A calendar invite so we can
discuss this?”

“Hey, relax,” Jim says. “We’re not lost.”

“We should go back.” I raise my arm and so does Brian. I’m surprised
because they never agree with me. We have matching crescents of sweat on
our office clothes.

“We’re not lost,” Jim says. “But fine, if you guys want to head back.” He
points to the horizon. “Road’s that way.”

#

We
trudge around another hill and another, until they’re far behind us and
still no road.

Brian pulls out the map he printed. “That might be north,” he points—but if
he had gestured behind him or to his right or left it wouldn’t matter.
Everything looks the same.

“We drove down here,” Brian says.

“No, we drove down here,” says Jim, pointing to another capillary of a road
about a knuckle’s length away from where Brian was pointing. I squint at
the map. The roads are probably miles apart.

My ancestors would have looked at the length of shadows, calculated wind
direction, and found the way. I look at the map on my phone again but it’s
all blurred pixels, my antenna icon stubbed down to nothing.

“We’re lost,” Jim finally says.

“This is messed up,” I say.

“We’re professionals,” Jim says. “We’re a nimble self-organizing team.”

“I’m not kidding. This is really messed up.”

“I’m not kidding either. We’re a good team,” he says. “We’ve pulled
ourselves out of tight spots before. Like the PCO report?”

I remember. Our asses saved via an all-nighter, that small conference room
filled with the smell of coffee, flop sweat, and General Tso’s Chicken
congealing in takeout containers.

“This is different,” Brian says. “This is life or death. We’ve never done
life or death.”

#

Recriminations
begin, but without enthusiasm. We’re still unfuzzing our heads, knowing
each accusing finger had three pointed back at you, or whatever it was
schoolboys yelled at each other. Knowing we all had a hand in the arc of
our fuckup.

We blame Brian for getting the map wrong, then blame ourselves for not
double-checking. We blame Jim because he was more outdoorsy and should’ve
known better. They blame me for my great suggestion: we climbed a hill for
a better view, but ended up gasping for breath, standing on baked rock,
looking at more acres of nothing. I blame myself for not speaking up
sooner.

We blame our manager for insisting we wear business casual. Our pants
wrinkled and snagged in thorn bushes; our nice shoes that knew only the
weave of industrial carpet now scuffed beyond repair. Our team, forged from
months of high-pressure collaboration, coming apart.

#

We
were a good team, but we didn’t live the glam lives of the product reps.
They got to meet people, breathe unrecirculated air, go out into the world.
So when the boss said a Vegas trade show was happening in May, tag along,
see what it’s like, of course we said yes. We knew a bone thrown when we
saw it.

We landed at McCarran, the slots hailing us with a thousand pealing bells,
and the next days disappeared in a blur: halfhearted shifts at the
convention booth, sneaking out to see the sights and another drink and
another turn at the tables and another drink.

Brian figured we almost had an extra day before our flight. “Let’s check
out early, drive around the desert, get some fresh air. Be like, outside
for real. Like how many more blinking lights you guys wanna see?” He showed
us something about ancient drawings on rocks somewhere, from a hiking
website. “A quick walk,” Brian said. “Our chance to see something super
old.” We’d never really seen the desert before so here we are.

#

How
are we going to explain this when we get back. If we get back. Like, I
don’t know, something came over us? Things just happened. Maybe some
collective desert delusion in the air, released by the scrub or radiating
from the pebbles. Like when you’re lost but refuse to stop for directions
and keep driving, thinking a series of rights or a U-turn would reveal the
true path. Decision-making in slo-mo, our heads thick and wrapped in
cotton.

I’ve seen this before. Once I saw Brian motionless at the photocopier,
mesmerized by the rhythmic spitting of white paper. I backed away slowly
and left him alone. It wasn’t weird. I’ve done the same thing.

#

How
did I end up with these people. They were just teammates. Just cube
neighbors.

Our department is pretty diverse, which means the managers let people bring
their smelly food and everyone pretends to love it. These guys getting
sunburned with me though happen to be vanilla white. Brian and Jim are nice
guys; I just don’t know them that well. One buys cameras with dozens of
ridiculous lenses, the other talks endlessly about his bike but never rides
it. One’s tall, the other short, both pale. Were pale. Brian and Jim, Jim
and Brian.

I’m sure my coworkers wouldn’t mind how I see them. To them I’m Asian but
not generic Asian—from somewhere between Vietnam and Hawaii, which I guess
gets the geography right. Then they find out I’m Filipino and the
reaction’s always the same. “I love lumpia; I had it at an office potluck
once,” a coworker would gush. Exactly. My people are known by the food we
offer for white consumption.

Where I was raised down in SoCal you were lucky to finish high school. But
my nanay and tatay saved up like proper immigrants, reused aluminum foil
and Ziplocs, moved to a better neighborhood, sent me to JC. Got a
scholarship into a good college, got better grades, drank underage but
responsibly because I was on a trajectory I couldn’t take for granted.
First time I wore a coat and tie to a job interview my parents made me pose
for a photo in our living room, my arm around my mom in her caregiver
scrubs. Without heels she reached up to my shoulder. She told me to never
forget where I came from and that I smelled good.

I didn’t get that job or the next, but got another. Moved up north to the
Bay, seduced by the “do what you love” slogan the region peddled. Bounced
from gig to gig the next ten years. I took that peripatetic decade and gave
it purpose on my resume, made a story out of being yanked around. Ten years
of How did I end up with these people. The job titles were different but
the cubes remained the same.

#

Nobody’s
heard of us. Couple years ago our parent company dropped a buttload of
money on portfolio strategy. Come up with a product, a catchy name,
something to resonate with our target audience. Something with zip, the CEO
said. Something with oomph. Zip and oomph were difficult to quantify but we
tried. It was about audience engagement, about giving customers a product
with meaning.

That became the unofficial corporate mantra, puzzled over by committees,
their brows furrowed. “A Product With Meaning” joined the sign above the
printer reading “Think Before You Print,” “Please Wash Your Cups” in the
kitchen, and the neon-colored Post-Its festooned on our monitors with their
imperatives: Disrupt. Delight. Deliver.

Finally they came up with a name that sounded less like bleeding-edge
software and more like erectile dysfunction medicine. We sold a service
that only the IT guys understood and that we barely comprehended ourselves.

Still, I try. I write our user manuals and newsletters, I check grammar on
our annual reports. I take what the code-slingers tell me and make it look
good. My job description is now two pages long. Makes it hard to tell my
mom exactly what I do.

“I get it,” my mom said. “You work in an office.”

#

They called us a successful high-performing team, our velocity high,
deliverables done before their drop dates. But no one raises their hand in
elementary school and says they want to be shackled to a desk when they
grow up. Where one’s greatest sense of accomplishment was making it to the
end of the day.

Our manager treated us well but always did this weird reverse motivation
thing: You’re professionals. Don’t quit. You don’t want to be the guy who
quits.

A productivity coach told us once that simply changing “but” to “and”
transformed contradictions, radically changing your mindset.

I tried it out:

I was good at my job but I hated it.

I was good at my job and I hated it.

Didn’t feel like much of a difference to me.

#

We’d
been out in the sun maybe two hours and it felt like four. Maybe it really
was four.

We have a single bottle of warm water passed reluctantly between us, anger
rising in my gullet whenever someone takes too long a pull from the
plastic. We finally drain it, Brian straining to drink every drop of warm
backwash.

Jim has wrapped his shirt around his head, sleeves limp down his back. He
looks like a drunken pirate and staggers like one too. Brian’s forehead is
the color of raw chuck steak. We all needed more sun, but these white guys
have it bad, their fingers leaving ghosts after pressing their reddened
skin.

“This is fucking fucked up,” says Jim. We’ve never seen him like this. Guy
never lost his cool with difficult people, VPs who swooped in and shifted
scope on us, but this Jim was Jim 2.0, or 0.5 rather, some regressive
inarticulate version of Jim who relied on the number of fucks he muttered
to cope.

Jim wants to split open this fat evil-looking plant. “Don’t cactuses store
water?” Its orange flowers look like bulging eyes on a bearded space
helmet.

We shrug. We can’t look it up. No Google out here.

The cactus is the only colorful thing in this sea of brown and gray and Jim
is whacking it with a stick. So he pokes and saws away at it but the
impassive cactus simply stares back. Jim kicks the cactus and we end up
pulling a needle out of his shoe and Jim yells fuck a dozen times before we
get him to calm down.

#

Now
Brian wants to pick up rocks and spell the word HELP in big rocky letters.

I shake my head. “See any helicopters up there?”

“We need to keep moving,” Jim says. I don’t want to, but I comply.

My head swims from hunger and thirst. That jar of individually-wrapped
Reese’s Pieces on my desk, the prime rib at the casino buffet, the donuts
at the Marriott breakfast lounge. My parents taking me to the mall on
Sundays after church for an Orange Julius. God I miss that powdery
artificial taste, especially when washing down a hot dog on a stick.

Man what I could do to a bag of Cheetos right now. That crunch perfected by
artisan chemists, that scientifically crafted cheese smell when you pull
open the bag. That orange glory. Now that was a product with meaning.

#

Brian
finds the granola bar in his backpack and we know what we have to do.

“Always better to give everyone the chance to survive,” Jim says. He splits
the bar with grubby hands.

Brian watches. “Careful,” he says, an edge in his voice.

“Gotta divide this right,” Jim says.

“Thank you Brian,” I say. Recognizing team contribution is important.

I pop the piece solemnly in my mouth, like taking Communion. Chocolate and
oatmeal and sand. We’re professionals. We know how to negotiate and
compromise.

But all day we argue and walk despite my protests and vacillate between
rising panic (Brian) and feigned nonchalance (Jim), between volatile
testiness (Jim 0.5) and stunned incredulity (all of us). Too dazed to do
nothing but dither.

“We just got turned around is all.”

“Guys we’re so screwed.”

“We’ll be complaining about the commute to work in no time.”

“Bet the road’s right behind those hills. Just a few more steps.”

“We need to stop.”

“Shut up and keep walking.”

We’re in such a mess, I say to myself, and we can get out of this.

#

The
mess at work was a different species of beast altogether. Our parent
company jumped into a saturated market against our advice. Even though a
startup had already cornered the market on the services we offered. Cornered was an understatement—more like devoured it whole and
shat it out, leaving us to pick through the turds for undigested morsels.

This didn’t have to happen. Two years ago our team had prepared a
feasibility report telling the CEO that his product with meaning was dead
in the water. No fiddling with the pie charts would make our potential
sliver of market share look larger. Our CEO would still have to squint at
his monitor.

On group chat Jim wrote, “We can’t send this.”

I was about to type “But it’s the truth” when another message from Jim
popped up: “I can hear you sighing from here.”

Brian wrote, “Change the pie chart colors, make it stand out less.” We
settled on different shades of green. Green still meant money.

It took only a minute to rewrite the concluding bullet point in a way that
didn’t wholly contradict our findings. “It is recommended that further
studies, aligned with more comprehensive vertical forecasting data, be
conducted given the current field of competition.” I unbolded it for good
measure.

“Looks good,” Jim typed. I gritted my teeth and clicked Send. Our manager
would probably delete the sentence before he sent it up anyway.

#

Our competitors were clad in perpetual youth and bushy-tailedness. Their
place looked like every startup space in our city: communal desks, exposed
pipes in the ceiling, beanbag chairs, commissioned street art on the walls,
ping pong tables, coconut water in the break room. All that space.

My cubicle is 36 square feet, surrounded by padded sound-dampening walls of
storm-cloud gray. Seniority gets you a few feet more. Our cramped homes
eight, nine hours a day including lunch. We pushed aside papers on our
desks to make room for takeout. We logged more flight time in our chairs
than we did in our beds. Our cubes all looked the same. So did our desk
debris: coffee mugs, stale mints, paperclips. Visitors ask for directions
through the labyrinth of cubes back to the exits.

We tried to make our cubes look friendlier. A poster. A plant. We brought
things from home, one family photo at a time, but these felt like
intruders, a home invasion in reverse.

Brian had toys more appropriate for someone a third his age: bobbleheads, a
Star Wars action figure used as a paperweight, a plastic solar flower. The
flower does its little plastic dance, powered by solar cells. The world is
running out of fossil fuel and solar energy’s most ubiquitous use is an
inanely nodding flower.

It is even more inane because at our office there is no sun. We had no
windows, like in a prison, or casino. Our sky is a harshly glowing grid of
energy-saving fluorescent bulbs that never seem to turn off.

So we made informed assumptions. We assumed that outside the sun moved slow
over the canyons of our city. We assumed it shone on the lowly and the
tall, on trees with limbs lifted to receive the light.

Not us. Yet we still knew when the day moved fast or slow: the clocks on
the wall, the alarms on our phones, the endless mosaic wall of calendar
appointments.

#

Time passes differently out here in the desert. We stop in the shade of a
hill but there is neither relief from the heat nor movement in the passage
of the sun that we can discern. It’s high noon all the time. Our phones
search in vain for a signal, their battery icons creeping closer to red,
and without a whimper their little lithium-ion hearts finally give out.

#

We
had such little visibility in the market. Soon our product will be
discontinued, and so will we. Our team will be dissolved and Security will
escort us on that humiliating walk down the aisle and out the door, our
faces set grimly against the pink-slipped indignity, cardboard box of desk
trinkets in hand. Brian’s flower will peek its happy face above the box,
dancing down the corridor to the exits. I’ve thought about quitting just so
I’m not blindsided and can hold my head up high as I walk out.

I imagine our return to the office: the missed plane flight, the
embarrassment, the cost of our stupidity. I feel that old anxiety again,
that work-related churn in the gut. I focus on that hot curdling instead
because it’s familiar, and then the heat, my aching feet, and my possible
death from thirst, all feel very far away.

#

I learned that from our
mindfulness coach. It helps, when I remember to do it. But it was our
customer service coach who taught us guided listening.

Day 2 of our customer satisfaction workshop. On the slide in bold 40-point
type: Listen to the Client.

“Like you, the clients come from a position of need. Listen to what they’re really asking,” she said, drawing out the syllables in “really.”
She told us to close our eyes.

I peeked at my coworkers to see if they were taking this seriously before I
complied. The overhead fluorescents left greenish shapes behind my eyelids.
I heard throats clearing, butts shifting in seats, the hum of the overhead
projector.

“Be in the moment, be present, and listen” –and here she paused— “to the
client’s heart,” she said. I may have winced. At least she didn’t say
“soul.”

Back in Sunday school I learned that doves symbolized the spirit. My eyes
still closed, I saw a transmigration of souls, from client to service
provider and back again, doves and pigeons fluttering across the conference
room, a blizzard of feathers and shit dropping on our papers, then I opened
my eyes and everything was back to normal.

#

We
rest in the narrow shadow of a hill and Brian says to me, “You should climb
it, see if you can see the road.” Like payback for what I made everyone do
earlier.

“You’re the best person to do it,” Jim says.

“I’m exhausted, guys,” I say, incredulous. “Why me?”

“Because,” Jim says. “Between the three of us you’re probably, uh, better
suited to the heat and all.”

“‘Cause, you know,” Brian says.

“No, I don’t know,” I say.

Jim gestures awkwardly, pointing to their sunburned faces.

Brian pauses. “I mean, you don’t burn so easy. Because of where you come
from.”

Now I get what they’re trying to say. But my brown skin feels hot and raw
too and I want to prolong this moment.

“I grew up in L.A. with a liquor store selling two-buck Ripple a couple
blocks up,” I say. “What’re you talking about?”

“Yeah, L.A., that’s what I meant,” Brian says. They glance at each other,
look at their feet.

“Forget it man,” Jim says.

“Uh huh,” I say. Their discomfort hangs thick in the hot desert air. I
drink it up like a cold Orange Julius.

#

Sweet
Jesus what a relief when the sun finally goes down. The sky shading from
blue to red with bits of green, the sun exploding into orange. I think of
Cheetos again.

There’s a couple of scraggly trees in the far distance Jim thinks might be
an oasis. We complain about walking more but he’s right. Just in case it’s
an oasis.

The two scraggly trees turn out to be just two scraggly trees. It’s getting
too dark to see road signs or fences or scorpions so there’s no point in
wandering around anymore. I turn away from the sunset and it’s like we’re
on the brink of light and ahead nothing but the swallowing dark.

I look for my phone in my pocket. It’s dead but feels right somehow, a
piece of aluminum reassurance in my palm.

#

Brian digs through his knapsack for the twelfth time, looking for another
granola bar at the bottom. He takes out what looks like a ream of paper and
straightens it on his thigh.

“What are all those papers for?” Jim asks.

Brian looks at him as if he were insane. “For the presentation on Monday.”

“That’s not even your presentation.”

“Yeah, but I want to prep in case I need to step in.”

“Brian,” Jim says slowly. “We won’t be back on Monday. I can’t believe
you’re using up all this energy hauling all these papers on your back.”

“And I can’t believe you’re using up all this energy getting on my case
about this. I just need to look them over.”

“It’s his knapsack, let him carry it,” I say. My head is splitting and I
want them to shut up. “We can use the papers to make a bonfire. Good
thinking, Brian,” I say, making him think it was his idea. Old trick I use
with clients.

Brian glares at us in the moonlight. “Nice try. I need these papers. What’s
wrong with you?”

“We need a bonfire or we’re going to die. It gets down to 20 degrees in the
desert,” I add. Actually I have no idea, but it was getting cold.

“Don’t be stupid,” Brian says. “You can’t make a bonfire out of paper
alone. Plus we don’t have matches.”

Jim transforms into Jim 0.5 and snatches the papers from Brian’s hands
before he can say anything. He flicks on a lighter and the flame casts a
light on Brian’s shocked face.

The twigs and leaves we gather make a lot of smoke at first. Jim 0.5 holds
the papers to his chest and feeds the fire slowly and grimly. I would have
taken a more collaborative approach, but I’m grateful for once that Brian
didn’t print double-sided because there is twice as much paper. A pie chart
shrivels and turns brown.

Brian stares at the fire. Tension still hovers over the flames. I want to
smooth the edges, make this team whole again. To snatch the slide deck from
the fire, to clutch at the bullet points before they’re consumed by flame.

#

Is that the Milky Way?” Brian asks.

“I don’t know,” I say. “Closest I’d seen it was in a planetarium when I was
a kid.”

Stars so close you could touch them. We talk about our plans for the
morning which was the same as what we did all day which meant there was no
real plan. Resting our blistered feet is enough for now.

Tomorrow I’ll hurt even more. Brian at least has his backpack for a pillow.
I think of my chair: my sleek, ergonomic office chair, perfectly calibrated
to support my lumbar region, my wrists positioned just right, the seat
tipped forward to make me sit up straighter.

The fire is dying but we’re too tired to feed it. Brian’s acid-free 8 1/2 x
11 paper reduced to thin black wisps in the ash.

Our company was an edifice built on paper, until that too was replaced by
zeroes and ones flung into the ether through the cables snarled behind our
desks. All that remained were reminders of the humans erased from the work.
Digits. Fingerprints. Eyeballs.

Somewhere out there a Paiute artist had scratched images on rock 15,000
years ago. Something that wouldn’t be shredded or deleted.

I’m starting to shiver. Filipinos aren’t cut out for a night in the desert.
The sum of my people’s experience with lower temperatures is an
air-conditioned mall in Manila.

I guess we need to huddle for warmth. I wish I had a jacket or any of the
free T-shirts from the convention. Jim keeps repeating, It’s for survival.
He’s clearly uncomfortable, but I let it slide. None of us thought we’d be
cuddling our coworkers for body heat either. Also we stink.

#

“What’s that sound?” Jim asks, his chapped lips close to my ear.

“Maybe a coyote?”

“I think those are from Arizona. Desert crickets maybe.”

“You’re making that up,” Brian says.

I know what it is. If I put my ear to the cold soil, I know I would hear
it: the slow creak of the revolving earth.

#

Sunrise
smells like early-morning commuters: deodorant and mouthwash, the reek of
freshly drizzled cologne, cigarettes hurriedly smoked before the bus
arrives. Here the sun smells like soil, sore limbs, and hunger. It rises
all pink in the dark sky, no buildings or tinted glass to obscure its
dazzle. Its pitiless inevitability, its warmth both beneficent and
vengeful, fills us with dread. A new day.

We start walking, see if the new angle of the sun and a fitful sleep
improves our mood and bearings. They do not.

There’s too much sky, a slab of pure blue weighing down on our heads. Too
much sun and all this emptiness.

The desert isn’t quite empty though: an old campfire, beer bottles drained
for target practice, a torn plastic bag clinging to tumbleweed. Humans were
here. Somewhere near are lottery tickets, beef jerky, cigarettes, Coors
Light in a fridge. Home is out there. We just can’t find it.

#

Will
the state troopers see our car? Will they call it in on the second
drive-by, the third? Will they see our car rental receipt, figure we were
tourists out for a quick walk?

And if we somehow manage to make a call for help, how would we answer?

“Where are you? What’s your location?”

“We’re lost. Really lost.”

“You need to be more specific than that, sir.”

“Uh, I see a bush, I see a hill, I see another hill.”

#

My Filipino ancestors whittled weapons from sticks, made snares to hunt
beasts of the jungle. My people fed themselves from fertile verdant lands
and pure streams of water.

But in the desert there is nothing. The plants scrawny and withered. The
earth only ribs and backbone.

My people have the tanned hands of farmers, of warriors, with calluses from
the hoe and bolo. Surely I can scrabble through the soil with my bare
hands, pull tubers and roots out of this dead land.

I look at my hands, nails clipped short for typing. They needed
moisturizer.

Brian and Jim, maybe they had deer hunters in their lineage somewhere. Fur
trappers who navigated coasts by the slant of the sun. Dirt farmers who
could feed an entire unwashed brood from a single sad potato. Surely our
combined heritage, as travelers to this great continent searching for
opportunity, would help us survive.

Could we trap and kill a coyote? Could we turn over boulders looking for
worms to eat? And when we had no more choice, when only blood and tired
muscle remained, what then? What would we be forced to do?

I look at my teammates and push the thought away. No. If we could only
focus. I think of all the brainstorming we could’ve done with a Sharpie and
whiteboard. Instead we’ve gone soft and shaking from hunger, heads addled
by the sun, bellies filled with nothing, a land with nothing, no landmarks,
no signal.

#

We’re going to die,” Brian says repeatedly in a
cracked hiss. “Like a bunch of incompetents,” he whispers. He mutters about
vultures. I look up but no birds circle overhead.

Jim 0.5 turns to Brian. “Pull your shit together or I’m snapping your head
off,” he says.

I look at Jim, and now I know, with a terrible certainty, that despite
months of team-building exercises, Jim 0.5 would be the one to eat me, the
one to tear me apart with his teeth and hands.

#

“We need to keep walking,” Jim says wearily. I don’t want to but we keep
going.

But we’ve walked in the same circle too many times, seen the same rock, the
same patches of grass. My mouth and tongue and throat one inflamed muscle.
I am seconds away from heatstroke, one twisted ankle away from disaster. My
mind, once supple from multitasking, is fried by desert sun and brutally
compressed to a single focus: to put one foot in front of the other. I
count to myself, a childhood memory between my blistered lips: kaliwa,
kanan. Left, right.

I have never been surrounded by so much nothing and I am scared. I look at
Brian and Jim, their burned faces, the same look of fear in their eyes.

I’m done. I’m tired of going along with what everyone says. I’m going to be
the guy who quits.

I stop and fall to the ground, the gravel biting into my hands. I lie down
and roll over to face the emptiness above me.

Brian and Jim look at each other and without a word, without hesitation,
they sink to their knees.

We all lie down. We quit. And as the sun beats down on our faces, as we
stare at the uncomprehending sky, I understand, dimly, that they have
finally followed my lead. We are a team. My team.

We imagine death will creep like a blessed chill, and we will be grateful.
We will let the cold take our feet and hands first, then the rest of our
bodies, and we will surrender to the pure hunger of animals, to tooth and
talon. We will let vultures shred us to pink confetti, strip our bones, our
faces, pluck our eyes and fly them away to their hungry brood atop a
mountain aerie. And if our eyes, dangling from vultures’ beaks, could
somehow see, they would still refuse the vastness of sand and stone and the
sameness of it all, and baby vultures will feast with meaning and delight.

#

Anyway, we get up after a while. We turn left at some hill and come to a chain
link fence with No Trespassing signs and follow it until we stumble onto a
road. Asphalt laid down by humans and not just pebbles strewn randomly by
nature. Then we see a pickup in the shimmering distance and we jump like
fools flagging it down, the driver pulling over in a cloud of dust.

We take turns sitting in the cab with the AC. I’m fine being bounced in the
back though. All I want is to not do anything anymore.

Not even fifteen minutes later we drive past a subdivision with driveways
and SUVs and cable dishes and lawns of alien emerald green. My heart aches
to see home so close. The soothing geometry of rows of burnt umber roofs
blending into the hills beyond it. And I know that if I listen, I mean
really listen, I would hear the desert silence broken, by lawn sprinklers
switching on in hissing sympathy with each other, the water pattering
softly on grateful blades of Bermuda grass.

I lie in the bed of the pickup, a dirty tarp over my head. Thinking I’d nap
but instead I sit up and peek out at the hot blur of the yellow line in the
road, at the desert that disappointed me. Squinting at the horizon looking
for those tall cactuses but then I remember. Different desert.

#

They keep us in the hospital for dehydration. We’re in and out too soon for
anyone to send any flowers so we leave our rooms as bare as when we
entered. We re-emerge into the sun, like wobbly newborn lambs, smelling of
ointment, our arms sore from the IV drips.

We sit at the airport gate, still groggy. But I find the din around me
comforting: the flight announcements, the slot machines tempting the
departing tourist for one last spin.

I need to be the one to say this.

“Guys,” I say.

Brian and Jim look up from their phones.

“We were professionals out there,” I say, nodding.

They nod slowly. I know I don’t need to repeat it.

“We got shit done,” I say.

“That’s right,” Jim says. “We were challenged with a series of critical
issues—”

“—And we collaborated on solutions,” Brian says. “We were a good team.”

“Exactly,” I say. “We’ll tell them we were a good team.”

#

Our manager lets us take the rest of the week off. I stay home and watch TV
with all the shades drawn so my face is bathed only in blue light.

#

Monday. I’m greeted by office smell: toner, microwaved curry, old cologne, carpet
shampoo.

People from a row over want to hear the story of how we pulled off our own
rescue but we apologize, we have a lot of work to do. Brian and Jim go into
Do Not Disturb mode, headphones on, waiting for their emails to finally
finish downloading. Our team firing up, raring to go.

Back. My coffee mug, my papers, a bus schedule tacked to the wall. My
monitor angled just right. My chair cradling my ass just so. Surrounded
again by the same three and a half padded walls of gray.

I look closer at the walls and see, for the first time, that each panel is
different. Seashell spirals, a grid of flower petals, dots planted in rows
like an orchard in an aerial photograph, all weaving into each other.

The walls absorb noise, in some way I do not understand, some magic
property of the color, perhaps, or something about the fabric, the
arrangement of its molecules, capturing those vibrating waves of sound and
distributing them like a delicate mesh over the surface, like a floating
net of sonic particles. And though I am too embarrassed to do so, I want to
hitch up my slacks, and kneel, right down there on the carpet, not caring
if I wrinkle the crease in my pants, and I want to put my ear to that soft
wall. And I know that if I listen, I mean really listen, that somehow I
will hear the soft whir of printers, fragments of chatter, the tapping of
fingers on keyboards, alarms and rings and pings, the hum and creak of the
building, the whoosh of data through wires, alive.

On my way to the bathroom I peek out through the sliver of window to the
street below, see people taking smoke breaks in some sort of garden.
There’s something down there kind of looks like a cactus.

Edited by: Joyland Editors
Benito Vergara
Born and raised in the Philippines, Benito Vergara is the author of two academic monographs, Displaying Filipinos: Photography and Colonialism in Early 20th-Century Philippines, and Pinoy Capital: The Filipino Nation in Daly City. His work has appeared in The Open Bar at Tin House, SmokeLong Quarterly, Entropy, Citron Review, and the anthology Philippine Speculative Fiction Vol. 7. He has also received a fellowship from the Community of Writers at Squaw Valley. He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area and blogs occasionally at The Wily Filipino.